» Comics - You Only Shed Twice #3 - May 23rd, 2017, 7:40 am

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"What is this 'punching down' you speak of? Really, one needn't resort to brute physical force when a simple transformation spell can eliminate the offending entity without error."

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"While you're at it, want to give me a paper cut and put lemon juice in it?"

posted by Salen on May 23rd, 2017, 7:47 am

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I think Nick has found the secret to getting on their good side.
Appear as pathetic as the enchanters believe you are and express envy of what they have.

posted by Marshal Banana (Guest) on May 23rd, 2017, 9:40 am

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@Marshal Banana: well, Calpurnia's good side anyways. Fidela actually looks a mite ashamed to mention they don't work.

posted by Pendrake (Guest) on May 23rd, 2017, 11:05 am

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@Pendrake: There probably is a degree of discomfort for Enchanters to admit they don't really need to do anything. Not enough to truly change, because why would you in their case? But in terms of talking outside your race, yeah, it can lead to some... not quite shame, just a lack of overt pride.

posted by DarkwingDork on May 23rd, 2017, 11:22 am

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@DarkwingDork: At least if they have any degree of self-awareness, anyway. Calpurnia seems to just be soaking up the praise.

posted by Marshal Banana (Guest) on May 23rd, 2017, 2:18 pm

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"Captain, we're getting some tzimmes from the Romulans again."

"Romulans! Always with the Romulans: what do those schmucks want already?"

"Subspace records say you haven't called them for three days, and they're getting verklempt. What, you're too busy to pick up the communicator, Mr. Big Shot?" 7@=Q

posted by Lucius Appaloosius (Guest) on May 25th, 2017, 1:02 am

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@Lucius Appaloosius: Seeing as how both Shatner and Nimoy were Jewish, I can actually picture them joking around between takes like that...

posted by DarkwingDork on May 25th, 2017, 8:20 am

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I forget, have we seen how Nick gets on with his in-laws?

posted by Marshal Banana (Guest) on May 25th, 2017, 10:13 pm

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What will the husbands do when they realize their wives will outlive them

posted by nanga on May 26th, 2017, 5:58 am

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@nanga: They'll just die when they find out. Eventually, anyway.

posted by Marshal Banana (Guest) on May 26th, 2017, 10:11 am

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